With the permission of the Swansea City Fire Department, and with some pyrotechnical guidance from the experienced pastor Terry Jones (cheers, mate), I am planning to stage a public book-burning outside my church sometime this summer. I’m calling it Conflagration for Christ, and I have hopes that it will be the start of an evangelistic campaign that will surpass even the famous 1904-05 Welsh Revival. I intend to begin the inferno with the invocatory prayer “Blaze, Spirit, blaze”, and then sing “Light up the fire and let the flame burn”, before torching the Left Behind series for kindling. Once the fire is alight, I’ll be adding copies of The Late Great Planet Earth, The Prayer of Jabez, Hours of Power, and The Purpose-Driven Life. In case of rain, I have several copies of the film The Passion of the Christ - celluloid is highly inflammable. I’m checking local bookshops for any James Dobson, Benny Hinn, and Joel Osteen best-sellers to add to this bonfire of vanities, and I would be most grateful for further suggestions on combustible material. Any title that begins How to … is sure to be hot stuff. Oh, and forget about Love Wins. When matches didn’t work, I tried a Bunsen burner – the book is fireproof.