Australia, we love you. Amen.

Can’t wait to read Pam’s comment!!!

So which one of you poofters put the video camera in the corner of our dining room?

Cat got your tongue Richard?

A poem for Kim.

Sheila’s not the go,
Oh no no no
What about Desiree
Or Imogen?
Nup, don’t desire it
Or imagine it.

For myself
I’m fine with
Being Who I Am
Pam

From this Sunday’s paper:

Joke of the Week
You know you’re Australian if…..
You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually ends in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, rego, servo, smoko etc.
You believe that the more you shorten someone’s name the more you like them.
You always pronounce Melbourne: “Mel-bin”.
You can translate: “Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.” *
You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

* A meat pie to the first Pommy to translate this sentence.

OK, Rich, who helped you?

What about a veggie pastie.