We need to get back to the simplicity and egalitarianism of the plain paper poppy. Donate ten pence, £1000 or nothing at all. Wear your poppy or don’t. No more designer confections or spoon rests or bling, just one poppy for everyone that wants to wear it and private, discreet donations. We don’t need the prime minister’s spokesman to inform us that Mr Cameron paid £10 for his poppy, nor a file photo of him performing the deed with his furled note. There’s no need to strap a huge poppy to the front of your car, let alone four of them. Your car remembers very little. If you’re agonising over which poppy product to buy to signify the scale of your income, the refinement of your taste or the depth of your concern you’re doing it wrong. If you want to dance, sing and play football, knock yourself out. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may and save Remembrance for when you’re not having fun. Most of all, let’s stop assuming that anyone not wearing a poppy hates our country and dishonours our dead.