Potty Rage

by Bene Diction on July 22, 2004

There is road rage and air rage.
Now a couple of men in the US will be appearing before a judge because of potty rage.
One was 52, and one was 37, and they acted like five year olds.

One guy was ‘taking to long’ to use the restroom in a Burger King.
An argument ensued.

They bumped chests, and chased each other around the restuarant with their weapons of choice - a razor pocket knife and a straw dispenser.

This is the kind of case that begs for some creative sentencing.

I’d sentence the 37 year old to a medical lecture on the effects of aging on the bladder and bowels.
They’d both get anger management.
And some community service cleaning restrooms wouldn’t hurt.

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