A Methodist? She can sing - alas, she lacks the requisite sobriety.
An Anglican? Well, she likes fancy dress - and she’s in quite a mess.
A Catholic? She could certainly do with spending a fair bit of time in the confessional.
A Southern Baptist? Hardly - she makes a poor case for Intelligent Design.
A Seventh Day Adventist? Perhaps if she could resurrect her career - and come again.
A Quaker? But could she keep quiet?
No, she’s got to be with the Presbyterians. Check out the anagram!
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John 10.24.07 at 2:30 pm
A Pentecostal? Nothing out of her mouth makes sense without an interpreter.
alice 10.25.07 at 8:46 pm
that’s fantastic
sorry haven’t been around for ages, took rhys to point this out to me. I’ll come and check in more regularly again now!