Let’s Swap

by Joel on August 28, 2004

Republicans who are certain that they won Florida in 2000 fair and square seem equally certain that John Kerry stole his Vietnam service medals. Democrats who are sure that Bush stole Florida are sure that Kerry won his medals legitimately.

I’m ready to deal. Let’s make a swap. Kerry gives up his medals and George Bush resigns as president.

Then the election would be between Hanoi John and Halliburton Dick.

Real issues? The Brits may do that, but we Americans major in the minors.

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Richard 08.28.04 at 8:24 am

I wish it were true that British politics focussed on the real issues Joel.

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