We might never know how many whales there are in the oceans, according to a fascinating article from the BBC.
Counting whales may be difficult, but weighing them is dead easy.
Where do you weigh whales?
At a whale-weigh station!.
I’m so dreadfully sorry for that. I don’t know what came over me.
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Wood 06.26.08 at 2:44 pm
No, don’t.
Really, don’t.
dh 06.26.08 at 3:21 pm
Richard, I didn’t know you had a speech impediment.
(whale/rail)
Just kidding. I always appreciate good puns. You’re very (p/f)unny.
P.S. sorry I gave away the joke
Mark Byron 06.27.08 at 2:16 am
That one I’ll have to tell my wife; she’ll appreciate it.
A couple of others on a similar vein-
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A guy opens his refrigerator to find a rabbit napping inside
“Is this a Westinghouse?” the rabbit asks
“Yes it is.’
“Good. I’m just westing.”
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? ‘tame way.
tortoise 06.27.08 at 2:56 pm
Stoats and weasels. Basically the same, yes?
No! Not at all. You see, a weasel’s weasely wecognized while a stoat stoatally different.