And the next - and last - time he comes over, the welcoming committee will no doubt greet him at gun-point and kick him in the groin. In the end-time scheme of things, this is known as the Rupture. However, some American millenarians believe that the first kick will be to the left behind, which will delay the Rupture, allowing time for a massive stockpiling of weapons in preparation for the battle of Armageddon, a small town in upstate New York.
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Kim 12.04.08 at 12:57 pm
… and the bad news is that one of those “other planets” is the USA!
DmL 12.05.08 at 1:10 am
It’s obviously because we were so nice to him last time he came over.
Kim 12.05.08 at 9:23 am
The “last time he came over”, i.e. to the USA - ancient history!
Kim 12.05.08 at 9:58 am
And the next - and last - time he comes over, the welcoming committee will no doubt greet him at gun-point and kick him in the groin. In the end-time scheme of things, this is known as the Rupture. However, some American millenarians believe that the first kick will be to the left behind, which will delay the Rupture, allowing time for a massive stockpiling of weapons in preparation for the battle of Armageddon, a small town in upstate New York.
DmL 12.05.08 at 9:51 pm
Seems like a long walk, or did he fly? No, wait, that was “The Matrix.” I’m getting my messiahs mixed up.
trexie 12.10.10 at 11:11 am