The Gutless Pacifist gives usThings you have to believe to be a Republican today. My favourite was
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
closely followed by
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion
but you should read the whole thing.
Humour is a powerful thing.