It’s been suggested in a recent thread that perhaps, in Richard’s absence, Connexions needs some lightening up. How ’bout some fun with some (10) puns?
Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
Dijon vu - I get the feeling that I’ve had that mustard before.
Practice safe eating - always use a condiment.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Two egotists bent on revenge - it’s an I for an I.
Pay your exorcist - don’t get repossessed.
If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
Dirty dancing - a form of floor play.
And my favourite:
News headline about a midget fortune-teller who just escaped from prison: “Small Medium at Large”.